| 9489 |
main |
4.00 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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A wizard turned you into a shark. Is this awesome? (Y/N) |
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| Sep 6, 2010 |
potatoE
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Saruman had been more testy since the arm had been amputated and this graffiti-scrawling boy with mustard on his forehead was about to find out just how quick wizards are to anger. |
| 9458 |
main |
4.20 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In the darkness of chamber twelve, a red light glowed. |
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| Aug 3, 2010 |
lizard
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In his partying days, Count Dracula would chug the blood of his victims through a beer bong. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
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Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9355 |
main |
3.30 |
Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself |
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| Apr 27, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Voodoo, recycling and the smell of radio controlled cars always give me the blues." said the ambivalent, possibly drugged, gentleman. |
| 9350 |
main |
4.05 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Labor Day's always busy down in the Maternity Ward. |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"All these immigrants are turning our women into cyclops!" screamed the American soldier as he launched multiple nuclear warheads at the happy Swiss hopsital. |
| 9347 |
main |
3.13 |
Mar 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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Taxi driver gives details on Osama bin Laden. |
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| Apr 1, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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We all live in a yellow submarine. |
| 9317 |
main |
3.82 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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What if the Nazis sold jews as slaves? |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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As the sun came closer to the earth, the Neo-Neo-Nazis finally completed their final goal. |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9287 |
main |
3.71 |
Feb 17, 2010 |
IanBA
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Meet Peter Griffin, the lovable oaf who always says whats on his mind. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Peter Pan fends off the flying onions with his handy-dandy pistol. |
| 9264 |
main |
3.66 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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Come and eat some lemon pizza |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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Jason couldn't think of anything but pizza, although the thought of asking the new evil grinnig chef made him sweat. |
| 9244 |
main |
2.97 |
Feb 8, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Thrusting your hips out at girls is not attractive to them at all. |
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| Feb 11, 2010 |
Dr Solomonoff
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Two new fragrances from Chanel N05, for him: smell like toxic sludge with Parfum du Vomit. For her: smell like a pig in lavender, because you're worth it. |
| 9198 |
main |
4.14 |
Jan 28, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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The low pro hoe should be cut like an afro. |
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| Feb 1, 2010 |
freak4all
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Ethiopian tribesmen pray to the gods to bring hamburgers and firewater to feed the lizard king. |
| 9166 |
main |
3.61 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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I have no mouth. And I must scream. |
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| Jan 25, 2010 |
DrRob
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X-ellent question, does 'x' really mark the spot? |
| 9163 |
main |
4.50 |
Jan 23, 2010 |
Julia
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Why do I always get to start a new game when I have to leave! |
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| Jan 25, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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God is displeased by the awesome kid ruining his friends' game of Sorry with his magic. |
| 9118 |
main |
4.47 |
Dec 30, 2009 |
IanBA
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Those animals killed him! ANIMALS!! |
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| Jan 5, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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Top Hat Cat (whose head is an explosion of fuzz) has three colorful buttons on his side and likes to drink blood. Out of a coffee mug. With a bendy straw. |
| 9103 |
main |
3.43 |
Dec 27, 2009 |
Loogy Head
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Hey, you know whats fun to burn? People. |
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| Jan 9, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Gordon Goldfish was always the class clown in his school of fish; when the diver-professor's lesson was about using electrified bones to catch dogfish, Gordon was the first to try it out--on his classmate! |
| 9029 |
main |
4.48 |
Nov 9, 2009 |
Kafeithekeaton
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Clowns chase you at night and want to take your feet. |
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| Nov 15, 2009 |
*M* birq
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Hey, look, there's a goldfish with arms in that junk yard. Maybe that in some way explains my freakishly long right arm. |
| 9009 |
main |
4.27 |
Oct 24, 2009 |
theHominid
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The arrow and the plus sign from the TSG logo protested, because they felt that they weren't being treated as mascots. |
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| Oct 28, 2009 |
Aledra
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The penguin wrote his wish to become a king penguin on a paper and threw it in the magical wishing toilet. |
| 9007 |
main |
4.17 |
Oct 21, 2009 |
*M* YoHB
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Contrary to popular belief, 50 million Frenchmen CAN be wrong. |
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| Oct 27, 2009 |
neatfeat
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In International Jeopardy, the French players sneer at the American, while the Chinese host cites them for collusion. |
| 8999 |
main |
4.16 |
Oct 7, 2009 |
theHominid
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It's Jeopardy! Meet our contestants--Bob Jones, Joe Smith, and our returning champion--Satan! |
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| Oct 25, 2009 |
feminition
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Satan always hated Jeopardy, and violated the rules about not bringing mushrooms to the game. |