| 9480 |
main |
3.92 |
Aug 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
potatoE
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Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. |
| 9479 |
main |
3.00 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash starts a Car Insurance Company. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Britney Spears takes her place as the new demon queen by washing the scalp of an unwilling skull. |
| 9477 |
main |
3.09 |
Aug 13, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In Soviet Russia, you own cat. |
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| Aug 27, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Due to the right-winged nature of Nazi fascism, Hitler and his rainbow cat were only able to express their love in the Swiss Alps. |
| 9472 |
main |
4.42 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Cactus + Cat = Robo-Waterfall complete with an orange toaster. |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
mistermudz
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The desert critters watched in horrific suspense, in their soon to be bathtub coffin, as God moved the toaster closer and closer to eventually introduce them to their DOOM! |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9408 |
main |
3.31 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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My wooden badge was delicious! |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sentient ice cream cone wondered why there was a toilet beside the path. |
| 9406 |
main |
4.20 |
May 26, 2010 |
savethemooses
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...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. |
| 9392 |
main |
2.30 |
May 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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It's the monthly "New Meme" contest with judges Angry Face, Scissors King, and Ghost Shark. Up next is Raven Desk. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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"Trogdor the Burninator is not allowed into The Sentence Game!" insisted the Sentence Game door bouncer. "Cheerleaders and hula dancers are okay." |
| 9376 |
main |
3.91 |
May 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The Knife Queen and Living Whale were playing croquet when Mr. Body was murdered. |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Atles
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Satan and his demons retook heaven with the help of a dragon. They celebrated by playing croquet with the angel's heads. |
| 9374 |
main |
3.62 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
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I enjoy reading Eragon. |
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| May 16, 2010 |
lizard
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The crippled zombie demands Chinese food from the blue dragon menu. |
| 9350 |
main |
4.05 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Labor Day's always busy down in the Maternity Ward. |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"All these immigrants are turning our women into cyclops!" screamed the American soldier as he launched multiple nuclear warheads at the happy Swiss hopsital. |
| 9343 |
main |
3.64 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
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Interior crocodile alligator; I drive a Chevrolette movie theater. |
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| Apr 12, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Carl had a meltdown when his picture got a bad rating |
| 9336 |
main |
3.60 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Go smoke another carton of Marlboros you hoosier son of a b*tch. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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Winston Churchill delightfully signaled the helicopter to drop him a toothbrush, now he can fix his stereotypical British teeth. |
| 9304 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. |
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| Mar 5, 2010 |
Ivy061
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Frogger is more of a pervert than a asian pimp. |
| 9279 |
main |
3.82 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
The snail family made a fatal mistake when they visited the Great Salt Lake. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
cathleen
|
Even the super-hero snail couldn't overcome his ingestion of the poison. |
| 9269 |
main |
3.84 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
|
That tornado's carrying a car! |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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A steamboat full of fruit paddles down the Mississippi, narrowly avoiding the tornado. |
| 9266 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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We'll just let you walk in unannounced on a game of a man, a turkey and a fortune cookie doing mature things. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
eloise10
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A purplehaired spectator seems upset at the intrusion of the tennis match by a flying ham, where his afrofriend only seems to bear a look of surprise. |
| 9259 |
main |
3.15 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Call of Duty is an American game made for Americans. Go play Crash Bandicoot, mate. |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
Phinigin
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Having a threesome anywhere in the world except for Australia makes the 2-Faced-Peacock-Cyclops big money. |
| 9247 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Steniia
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"Don't stop the music!" shouted Captain Picard to figures on the holodeck, "This is my song!". |
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| Feb 12, 2010 |
Dr Solomonoff
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"Money?! I dont have any money, It's the 23rd century!" Shouted captain Kirk at the bar maid. "Do you take mastercard?" |
| 9239 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 8, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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The Indian finally sees his spiritual vision. |
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| Feb 9, 2010 |
killerqueen_17
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And that night, under the glittering brightness of the Milky Way, the Cookie Monster's native girlfriend showed him how to contact his inner being using Spirit Cookies. |