| 9487 |
main |
3.63 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Walking back from your house, walking on the moon. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After watching Earth get blown to pieces from his vantage point on the Moon, Todd felt it was necessary to perform a very appropriate moonwalk. |
| 9452 |
main |
3.52 |
Jul 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Mom, dad, I'm adopted." |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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"Look, I appreciate you betraying the KKK to save me, but I really don't think anyone will be fooled by that white paint." |
| 9451 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 17, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Little did the toaster know, that was the last blueberry pop tart he would ever see. |
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| Jul 26, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I'm telling you, my lunchbox has an evil alter ego! |
| 9445 |
main |
3.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |
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| Jul 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. |
| 9440 |
main |
3.21 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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You got to flip it turn-ways! He`s escaping from above! |
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| Jul 23, 2010 |
kitty5000
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Wondering where their eyes have gone, she cheerily snaps the rungs in the ladder with a point of her finger, leaving the blue team in peril. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9427 |
main |
3.16 |
Jun 26, 2010 |
garfgarble
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I placed my blue piggy bank on a raging fire. |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
Eversister
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Fuck you, piggy bank. You ain't gangsta enough to run with me and my goatee. |
| 9406 |
main |
4.20 |
May 26, 2010 |
savethemooses
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...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. |
| 9405 |
main |
3.40 |
May 25, 2010 |
savethemooses
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The Sandwich Museum is where culture meets deliciousness. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
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The boombox angel, protector of the stars, couldn't decide whether to swallow the blue pill or the red pill... |
| 9402 |
main |
3.80 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
nightaudit
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A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. |
| 9382 |
main |
4.00 |
May 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Pay phones are now considered endangered species. |
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| May 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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As the blue-skinned mugger held a pistol to Alfred's head, Alfred looked back in regret at his life's events that led up to this point: Getting baptized, joining the circus, getting in fist fights, marrying a green slug alien, thus confronting the blue mu |
| 9380 |
main |
4.33 |
May 8, 2010 |
theHominid
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In Soviet Russia, the sentence game trolls YOU!! |
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| May 16, 2010 |
Loogy Head
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Iron Man was saddened by the two cheerleaders in navy blue; he asked to go to their party, but they wouldn't go unless he gave them a trophy. |
| 9374 |
main |
3.62 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
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I enjoy reading Eragon. |
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| May 16, 2010 |
lizard
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The crippled zombie demands Chinese food from the blue dragon menu. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
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Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9367 |
main |
3.36 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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Oaths sworn...loyalties tested...forces collide. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
ninjacow
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WALL-E descended upon the umbrella-wielding clones to defend the King of Spain. |
| 9355 |
main |
3.30 |
Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself |
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| Apr 27, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Voodoo, recycling and the smell of radio controlled cars always give me the blues." said the ambivalent, possibly drugged, gentleman. |
| 9352 |
main |
3.50 |
Apr 10, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The TSG player is getting angry at the abundance of Osama and Obama related games. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
kimbrey
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Rich letter g had no interest in buying lollypops from f and n. |
| 9333 |
main |
3.58 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Freddy and Jason put their differences beside them and become BFFs. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Jason Voorhees and Russell Crowe have a face-off battle, the winner gets custody of their beloved blue chicken |
| 9324 |
main |
3.75 |
Mar 15, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I don't care if your explosive alligators uses less gallons per mile, I'm taking the flying vending machine! |
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| Mar 19, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Yo homies I gots these paramecium in my pants and I can't get them out! I be trippin' yo! |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |