| 9489 |
main |
4.00 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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A wizard turned you into a shark. Is this awesome? (Y/N) |
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| Sep 6, 2010 |
potatoE
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Saruman had been more testy since the arm had been amputated and this graffiti-scrawling boy with mustard on his forehead was about to find out just how quick wizards are to anger. |
| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
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The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9469 |
main |
2.52 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
IanBA
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You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
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| Aug 16, 2010 |
jenettr
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A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. |
| 9461 |
main |
4.05 |
Jul 27, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Guns don't kill people. Wait... yeah they do. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The little boy wondered why Michael Jackson shot him, while Michael Jackson raised his gun victoriously. |
| 9449 |
main |
4.17 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Martin's wife was infuriated with him - in his drunken confusion he had fired the priest and hired the Boy Wonder to perform the ceremony using a large parasol. |
| 9445 |
main |
3.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |
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| Jul 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. |
| 9444 |
main |
3.90 |
Jul 6, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Your mommas so fat, she weighs herself on the richter scale! |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
LashaC
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Not even the golden boys could compete with farmer brown's pumpkins. |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9424 |
main |
3.24 |
Jun 23, 2010 |
IanBA
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I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I want to sing you a little song... |
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| Jul 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The communist hippie complains to the gas station attendant that he isn't a music-playing hippie. |
| 9382 |
main |
4.00 |
May 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Pay phones are now considered endangered species. |
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| May 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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As the blue-skinned mugger held a pistol to Alfred's head, Alfred looked back in regret at his life's events that led up to this point: Getting baptized, joining the circus, getting in fist fights, marrying a green slug alien, thus confronting the blue mu |
| 9376 |
main |
3.91 |
May 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The Knife Queen and Living Whale were playing croquet when Mr. Body was murdered. |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Atles
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Satan and his demons retook heaven with the help of a dragon. They celebrated by playing croquet with the angel's heads. |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |
| 9268 |
main |
3.50 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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All right mates, we've been on the track for a while to find this amazing creature: The long haired rock wallaby. OH BOY he's pissed off now! |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Ratson McPimp, walking along the Hudson River, suddenly became overwhelmed with the shame of his business and decided to give it up once and for all; in disgust, he threw his pimp hat into the water and watched as it drifted away, slowly, slowly. |
| 9240 |
main |
3.74 |
Feb 8, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Alone he walks;
Into the Wild |
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| Feb 11, 2010 |
Steniia
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Mr. Dandelion had meet many animals at the petting zoo, but were were all the pandas? |
| 9227 |
main |
3.91 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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I have a crush on every boy! |
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| Feb 9, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Be careful when you climb that stairway to heaven - no one's cleaned the cobwebs and skulls off it since Led Zeppelin visited in the 70's. |
| 9224 |
main |
3.64 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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They should make a Dragon Age/Mass Effect cross over! |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
neatfeat
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Bart the boy scout clutched his letter to his chest as he faced the the stairs of doom occupied by the scout-eating fly, he had to get to the mailbox at the bottom and mail the letter if he was going to earn his Indiana Jones Merit badge. |
| 9222 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 3, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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You kiss your enemies like you know you should, then you jerk your body like a horny pony would. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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The Japanese boy and the old fart got excited at the idea of a dragon threesome. |
| 9205 |
main |
2.08 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
theHominid
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I've had enough of these games that involve TSG itself. |
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| Feb 1, 2010 |
alexfarber
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the fire breathing shark boy was enraged by the sad face, penguin, and toilet that appeared on screen |