| 9480 |
main |
3.89 |
Aug 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
potatoE
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Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. |
| 9477 |
main |
3.09 |
Aug 13, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In Soviet Russia, you own cat. |
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| Aug 27, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Due to the right-winged nature of Nazi fascism, Hitler and his rainbow cat were only able to express their love in the Swiss Alps. |
| 9472 |
main |
4.42 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Cactus + Cat = Robo-Waterfall complete with an orange toaster. |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
mistermudz
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The desert critters watched in horrific suspense, in their soon to be bathtub coffin, as God moved the toaster closer and closer to eventually introduce them to their DOOM! |
| 9456 |
main |
4.00 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After a falling out with They Might Be Giants, Particle Man ended up working as a test subject in the Large Hadron Collider. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
lizard
|
In the late afternoon the bomb fell from the sky, creaming at the target as it carried red Prada shoes. |
| 9445 |
main |
3.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |
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| Jul 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. |
| 9442 |
main |
3.41 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Yeah yeah I'll get right on that homework... right after I MASSACRE ALL THESE KITTENS!! |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Shane didn't care that the gravity reversed itself. He missed his pet dingo. |
| 9441 |
main |
3.13 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Where my hat is at? |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
The Nazi soldier in the commie reeducation chamber was caught by surprise when he suddenly sprouted an extra leg. And it wasn't even outlined properly! |
| 9432 |
main |
3.21 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
...and that's how I got a nazi clown fetish. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Phillip still couldn't understand why dogs shouldn't drink moonshine. |
| 9422 |
main |
3.36 |
Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Remember: 1+1=2 and NOBODY wants to switch places with Ishmael. |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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And now on Discovery Channel, a most striking finding in the realm of biology: insects and crustaceans attempt to replicate Japanese emoticons. |
| 9412 |
main |
3.37 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
|
Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. |
| 9391 |
main |
3.02 |
May 19, 2010 |
lizard
|
Save the princess! But you must do it with only a paper clip, a stick of gum, and a tin can. |
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| May 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Because the magician's name was Gilligan, he practiced at his own island. |
| 9388 |
main |
3.70 |
May 16, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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In the new edition of Ovid's The Metamorphoses,
Narcissus becomes obsessed with his image after drawing himself for The Sentence Game. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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With his wife heading off to France, Earl feared she was leaving him to marry a mime. |
| 9385 |
main |
3.39 |
May 12, 2010 |
theHominid
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I was bored, so I decided to start a game. |
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| May 19, 2010 |
freak4all
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Man, I'd give my torso to become a TSG member. |
| 9379 |
main |
3.92 |
May 4, 2010 |
Sparky LD
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Our moment of triumph approaches! Hahaha! It's DINNER TIME! |
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| May 10, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"Cats not horse, sir." said the snooty stick figure butler as he served a small turkey to the hamburger helper mitt. |
| 9353 |
main |
3.61 |
Apr 11, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. |
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| Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
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After the battle, Batman teamed up with a member of Mordor's national football team. |
| 9346 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
WHO'S UP FOR SOME STRIP THERMONUCLEAR WAR? |
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| Apr 17, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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As the missile approached its target, Obama was finally able to say that Satan's Ant would be a problem no more. |
| 9343 |
main |
3.64 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Interior crocodile alligator; I drive a Chevrolette movie theater. |
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| Apr 12, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Carl had a meltdown when his picture got a bad rating |
| 9342 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |
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| Apr 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" |
| 9326 |
main |
3.67 |
Mar 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!" |
| 9309 |
main |
3.93 |
Mar 1, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"Tonight, on a very special Fraggle Rock...." |
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| Mar 13, 2010 |
freak4all
|
"Gimme back my blue hat or I'll cut all your hair off!" Yelled naked Elmo at naked Ernie at the nudist colony. |