| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9429 |
main |
3.29 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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There is a hippo on your head. |
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| Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The witch casts a spell on Pinocchio's privates. |
| 9385 |
main |
3.39 |
May 12, 2010 |
theHominid
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I was bored, so I decided to start a game. |
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| May 19, 2010 |
freak4all
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Man, I'd give my torso to become a TSG member. |
| 9299 |
main |
3.36 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
SwEeTiNsAnItY
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Doctor Spork is the LAST person you want to ask about your.. erm... condition... |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Spock hated the new French crewmember's moustache so much that he stabbed him in the shower. |
| 9274 |
main |
3.53 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
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The meat packing industry decides to boost PR by putting a slaughterhouse in the next season of Sesame Street. |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
jmomsu
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"If you don't pick up these bloody jalapenos right now, I'm going to cut of your head," Jack chortled, but Chef Mime just threw more money into the bag. |
| 9268 |
main |
3.50 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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All right mates, we've been on the track for a while to find this amazing creature: The long haired rock wallaby. OH BOY he's pissed off now! |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Ratson McPimp, walking along the Hudson River, suddenly became overwhelmed with the shame of his business and decided to give it up once and for all; in disgust, he threw his pimp hat into the water and watched as it drifted away, slowly, slowly. |
| 9265 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 13, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Tired of their routines, Elasmosaurus & Quetzalcoatlus decided to trade places. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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When the dragon received a Valentine from the octopus, he got so excited that he forgot about his fire breath, and an attempted kiss turned tragic. |
| 9248 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Unaka Speech
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My Momma has a dog. |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Muscular Molly Ringwold performed an abortion on herself after being struck by Cupid's arrow and falling in love with Snow White's magic mirror. |
| 9152 |
main |
4.50 |
Jan 16, 2010 |
theHominid
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This is a succinct list of new and established Christian Fiction Authors[1]. |
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| Jan 23, 2010 |
fishboy5
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Buddy Jesus waits patiently by the phone for a call from a monster in the middle east. |
| 9088 |
main |
3.45 |
Dec 17, 2009 |
pinballwizard
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Even fairies are drug addicts. |
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| Dec 27, 2009 |
Felinity
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Gumby is angered and confused when roadkill eats gummy worms on a racetrack in a Playstation Portable game. |
| 9068 |
main |
4.52 |
Dec 7, 2009 |
Tymaporer
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I had my wisdom teeth taken out this morning. |
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| Dec 12, 2009 |
Kanji_usagi
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You can have your buck teeth removed while you are strangled with a hose, or youcan eat little trains out of a box marked "Joy." Either way you lose your buck teeth! |
| 9067 |
main |
4.36 |
Dec 7, 2009 |
theHominid
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There are two hippos in a bathtub, hippo#1 says pass the soap, hippo#2 says no soap radio. |
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| Dec 12, 2009 |
CowsAreCool
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Blue Hippo shares his fear that the rubber ducks will poison all the hippos in the hottub. |
| 9046 |
main |
4.61 |
Nov 25, 2009 |
SneakyRobot
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I'm sick of all this justice! I want revenge! |
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| Dec 1, 2009 |
*M* elzaban
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After DC Comics reserved the rights for Animal Farm 2, Superman and Batman delivered a gun-and-mace trouncing to the communist swine. |
| 8997 |
main |
4.11 |
Oct 7, 2009 |
theHominid
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Not the Nazi biking gorillas! |
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| Oct 29, 2009 |
spideydude
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Garfield, knowing he wouldn't get an award just for making it to New Mexico, decided to take his CopterBike all the way across the country. |
| 8977 |
main |
3.14 |
Sep 21, 2009 |
Tymaporer
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I'm turning the Japanese into jaywalkers, one street at a time. |
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| Oct 5, 2009 |
GrayGriffin
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The man in the red car with wireframe wheels waves a whtie anvil-mushtroom hybrid at the viewer. |
| 8962 |
main |
3.38 |
Sep 11, 2009 |
sunspun
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I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother, but would she go down on you in the theatre? |
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| Sep 19, 2009 |
KingPixelmouth
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One thought of primary colors, another thought of bats, and the third thought of manlove. Lesbian Hitler didn't know what to think. |
| 8938 |
main |
3.71 |
Aug 22, 2009 |
freak4all
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Biden plots his assassination of Obama |
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| Sep 6, 2009 |
cyber95
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The battle over the tiny boxing ring heated up as the black man pulled out a gun! |
| 8916 |
main |
4.38 |
Aug 3, 2009 |
pinballwizard
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Bambi gets launched into orbit. |
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| Aug 14, 2009 |
vera
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After a long, drawn out chase around the icy tundra, the moose decided to turn and face his own death at the hands of the Inuit hunter. |
| 8853 |
main |
3.62 |
Jun 18, 2009 |
*M* birq
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Hey baby, does the carpet match the drapes? |
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| Jun 24, 2009 |
Dengar
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Darling! The pink-blue curtains are beautiful today! Darling thought otherwise. |
| 8849 |
main |
4.07 |
Jun 13, 2009 |
*M* birq
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It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. |
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| Jun 19, 2009 |
brant
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I enjoy the occasional chuteless skydive, but it burns my brother up. |