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Game Category Rating Date User First and Last Sentence Best Picture
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9487 main 3.72 Aug 21, 2010 chris_ninety1
Walking back from your house, walking on the moon.
Aug 28, 2010 *M* elzaban
After watching Earth get blown to pieces from his vantage point on the Moon, Todd felt it was necessary to perform a very appropriate moonwalk.
9480 main 3.92 Aug 16, 2010 *M* elzaban
"Free at last from my vegetable prison!"
Aug 28, 2010 potatoE
Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations.
9434 main 3.83 Jul 3, 2010 Reecer6
Joe retrieved his arms from a safe too hard, ending up like an octopus.
Jul 13, 2010 Mjollnir
"Too many arms but too less time", Smookey the Kraken thought trying to open the safe under the candlelight.
9431 main 3.26 Jun 29, 2010 IanBA
George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex.
Jul 12, 2010 misterverymean
The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature.
9368 main 3.76 Apr 25, 2010 theHominid
While sipping hot cocoa, Eragon and Borat plotted to take over the Middle East.
May 8, 2010 ALXXMaXX
Ok, how about this, then? You, me, and the Computer Kid explode the earth, reassemble the pieces into a cow, and sell it to the Intergalactic Chef for a jillion smackaroos? Whaddaya thank, Scissors? What? No?
9361 main 3.58 Apr 18, 2010 Reecer6
OK, so GLaDOS, Darth Vader, and Problem Sleuth walk into a bar. PS tells the other two that he's awesome...
May 18, 2010 Kanji_usagi
"so you see, kids," said Professor Teddy, "if you dont recycle glass bottles you become Darth Vader."
9326 main 3.67 Mar 18, 2010 Reecer6
Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well.
Mar 28, 2010 pinballwizard
When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!"
9317 main 3.82 Mar 6, 2010 IanBA
What if the Nazis sold jews as slaves?
Mar 24, 2010 Aussie-Evil
As the sun came closer to the earth, the Neo-Neo-Nazis finally completed their final goal.
9297 main 2.86 Feb 22, 2010 SwEeTiNsAnItY
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Feb 28, 2010 keenan_investig
Little Timmy was awoken from his peaceful slumber by a giant spotlight, and upon leaving his room found himself in a dungeon full of soot, gigantic spiders and a little yellow sock in the corner.
9296 main 3.44 Feb 22, 2010 IanBA
It's okay to be gay.
Mar 1, 2010 lizard
Arch Bishop hates rainbows. This really puts purple-haired Waldo and Ness down in the dumps.
9293 main 2.89 Feb 20, 2010 Ringo
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
Feb 28, 2010 Reecer6
A cat holds onto a computer who's mouse says it's Superman Time, a girl in cyan clothes says "save the Earth," and a photo of a man says unequal.
9267 main 4.20 Feb 14, 2010 B0BBarker
Take off your shoes,give your feet some air, you can even sit around in your underwear.
Feb 18, 2010 ninjacow
The flying lady in red cheerfully threatened to destroy the earth.
9254 main 3.54 Feb 11, 2010 Steniia
"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port.
Feb 15, 2010 jmomsu
Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall?
9221 main 3.32 Feb 3, 2010 pinballwizard
Uh oh... Am I in trouble?
Feb 7, 2010 CyanideNow
Jeff Goldblum ponders his next role, in the long-awaited sequel 'Five Days AFTER Independence Day,' in which another hostile alien race invades the earth. This time, Earth loses.
9217 main 4.41 Feb 1, 2010 Tymaporer
All shall fear the might of the Final Cinnamon Roll!
Feb 5, 2010 *M* elzaban
Why did the cookie cross the Grand Canyon? To get to the other cactus! Wait, that's terrible.
9195 main 4.10 Jan 27, 2010 *M* elzaban
By the powers of Greyskull combined, I am Captain Planet!
Jan 30, 2010 wamwam
Because Atlas was naked, it was hard to carry the Earth. Cyclopeses find it easy to carry the Earth because they have clothing.
9165 main 4.25 Jan 23, 2010 *M* elzaban
I have learned two things in my engineering law courses: lawyers are wizards, and lawyers are also alchemists.
Jan 24, 2010 SuperstarSri
"In thirty years," our effeminate coach proclaimed, "blonde wizards and astronomers shall rule the earth."
9138 main 3.47 Jan 10, 2010 EmilyMoby
Mr. and Mrs. Pacman were imprisoned after James Bond caught them stealing conflict diamonds from Inky.
Jan 22, 2010 spideydude
The Earth gave me a great idea for a Bond movie plot, but when it came time to write the script, it just gave me worthless gibberish.
9098 main 2.93 Dec 19, 2009 IanBA
Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand
Dec 26, 2009 Kanji_usagi
Pac-Man:Earth eats people, not pellets. Meanwhile, Satan gets 3000 purple trombones for hitting the target bullseye in his sleep.
9095 main 3.44 Dec 19, 2009 IanBA
The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of
Dec 29, 2009 Reecer6
In purpleland, a nuclear explosion happens behind the mountains. A man walking off screen is shot as his buttocks questions Red Green Blue.
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