| 9489 |
main |
--- |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
A wizard turned you into a shark. Is this awesome? (Y/N) |
 |
| Sep 6, 2010 |
potatoE
|
Saruman had been more testy since the arm had been amputated and this graffiti-scrawling boy with mustard on his forehead was about to find out just how quick wizards are to anger. |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
 |
| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
|
"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9469 |
main |
2.52 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
IanBA
|
You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
 |
| Aug 16, 2010 |
jenettr
|
A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. |
| 9455 |
main |
3.92 |
Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Excuse me, but isn't the Riddler's origin that he fell into a vat of riddles? |
 |
| Aug 2, 2010 |
spideydude
|
You got the Ganondorf Voodoo Doll! Your face is beaming! Set it to the X or Y button to put a pin in his crotch. |
| 9422 |
main |
3.36 |
Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Remember: 1+1=2 and NOBODY wants to switch places with Ishmael. |
 |
| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
|
And now on Discovery Channel, a most striking finding in the realm of biology: insects and crustaceans attempt to replicate Japanese emoticons. |
| 9411 |
main |
3.75 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
|
The television begins telling my sister its life. I pray for her safety. |
 |
| Jun 17, 2010 |
Frozzle
|
Obama grabbed himself angrily when he saw the geriatric superman with his pet ostrich |
| 9410 |
main |
3.50 |
Jun 7, 2010 |
IanBA
|
What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |
 |
| Jun 10, 2010 |
Zombeatz
|
The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! |
| 9396 |
main |
3.69 |
May 20, 2010 |
lizard
|
In a twist of events, the princess rescues the knight. |
 |
| Jun 2, 2010 |
keenan_investig
|
"Flying chainsaw land is not the best place to find my lost love" thought the penguin, "I'm sure she must be through this magic donut!" |
| 9383 |
main |
3.41 |
May 11, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Why does it want me to start a new game?? I don't have any ideas left! Why won't you leave me alone! Let me out of here! Let someone else do it for a change. HELP ME!! |
 |
| May 20, 2010 |
ninjacow
|
The caveman returned the missing puzzle piece, but, to my dismay, immediately stole a new one. |
| 9374 |
main |
3.62 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
|
I enjoy reading Eragon. |
 |
| May 16, 2010 |
lizard
|
The crippled zombie demands Chinese food from the blue dragon menu. |
| 9370 |
main |
3.10 |
Apr 27, 2010 |
*M* Andore
|
The 2010 British election was all going to plan until the arrival of a new populist outsider candidate - MECHA-THATCHER 2.0. |
 |
| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
|
Headless zombies express their love for each other despite the request of the number 2. |
| 9349 |
main |
3.44 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
You thought the nightmare was over; turned out it was just beginning. This Summer - Jurassic Park VI: Mecha-Hitler's Revenge! |
 |
| Apr 16, 2010 |
spideydude
|
Muttering curses against God, the Pokemon trainer learned a little too late that elephants don't like to be covered in confetti. |
| 9336 |
main |
3.60 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Go smoke another carton of Marlboros you hoosier son of a b*tch. |
 |
| Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Winston Churchill delightfully signaled the helicopter to drop him a toothbrush, now he can fix his stereotypical British teeth. |
| 9335 |
main |
4.27 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Quebec was almost made fun of by the other provinces. |
 |
| Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Quebec steps out of the wardrobe in the gayest outfit it could find. |
| 9330 |
main |
3.60 |
Mar 22, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Caught in the afterburn, no where I can run. The moment I saw her, I knew that I was gone. |
 |
| Mar 26, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Sigmund Freud contemplated the id and the ego with Death's heartbreak when his date never showed. |
| 9302 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Alice realizes that the looking glass is just another rabbit hole to another continent of Wonderland. |
 |
| Mar 12, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
Use the magnifying glass to figure out what those yellow rays are, coming out of the mouse's mouth. |
| 9293 |
main |
2.89 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
|
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. |
 |
| Feb 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
A cat holds onto a computer who's mouse says it's Superman Time, a girl in cyan clothes says "save the Earth," and a photo of a man says unequal. |
| 9268 |
main |
3.50 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
All right mates, we've been on the track for a while to find this amazing creature: The long haired rock wallaby. OH BOY he's pissed off now! |
 |
| Feb 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
|
Ratson McPimp, walking along the Hudson River, suddenly became overwhelmed with the shame of his business and decided to give it up once and for all; in disgust, he threw his pimp hat into the water and watched as it drifted away, slowly, slowly. |
| 9255 |
main |
4.02 |
Feb 11, 2010 |
kimbrey
|
Classic mix up! |
 |
| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
Elementary, my dear Watson. If I am love, then what does the world see when it looks in the mirror? Peace? Ata any rate, I need to pay my gambling debt before the bookies break more than just my thumbs. |
| 9238 |
main |
3.74 |
Feb 7, 2010 |
B0BBarker
|
Why can I never find an elephant when I need one? |
 |
| Feb 9, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
|
Babar gropes the nude Lisa Simpson whilst she watches spider videos. |