| 9480 |
main |
3.92 |
Aug 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
potatoE
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Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. |
| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9423 |
main |
3.58 |
Jun 20, 2010 |
KingPixelmouth
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Take me west and I will show you my shiny marbles. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
lizard
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Dark man, Albino man, and Rhino man crapped bacon as they tried to defend their castle. |
| 9418 |
main |
3.77 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
freak4all
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Hula Jesus vs Ninja Beavers!
Lets see which one has the strongest lasting power by the end of this game. |
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| Jun 27, 2010 |
KingPixelmouth
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The black, island dweller's summoning of dancing figures made Martial Arts Beaver justifiably curious. |
| 9410 |
main |
3.50 |
Jun 7, 2010 |
IanBA
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What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |
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| Jun 10, 2010 |
Zombeatz
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The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! |
| 9409 |
main |
3.60 |
Jun 6, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Because angels are mammals, they don't have the wings of doves contrary to popular belief. They actually have the wings of bats. |
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| Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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"You may have won the swimsuit contest, but we kicked your ass at Battleship!" gloated the adequately-dressed siblings as the bikini model glowered at her sunken ships. |
| 9407 |
main |
2.45 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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Sell girl, eat bike, screw pizza. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
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Googly-eyed Steve tries to stab the Moon banana, but his pointy red hat does him no good. |
| 9392 |
main |
2.30 |
May 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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It's the monthly "New Meme" contest with judges Angry Face, Scissors King, and Ghost Shark. Up next is Raven Desk. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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"Trogdor the Burninator is not allowed into The Sentence Game!" insisted the Sentence Game door bouncer. "Cheerleaders and hula dancers are okay." |
| 9388 |
main |
3.70 |
May 16, 2010 |
*M* Andore
|
In the new edition of Ovid's The Metamorphoses,
Narcissus becomes obsessed with his image after drawing himself for The Sentence Game. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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With his wife heading off to France, Earl feared she was leaving him to marry a mime. |
| 9386 |
main |
4.16 |
May 13, 2010 |
theHominid
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The era of sentence game memes is dead. |
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| May 19, 2010 |
strawng
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Toad's massive orange party castle loomed over the Dead Memes Cemetery. |
| 9385 |
main |
3.39 |
May 12, 2010 |
theHominid
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I was bored, so I decided to start a game. |
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| May 19, 2010 |
freak4all
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Man, I'd give my torso to become a TSG member. |
| 9383 |
main |
3.41 |
May 11, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Why does it want me to start a new game?? I don't have any ideas left! Why won't you leave me alone! Let me out of here! Let someone else do it for a change. HELP ME!! |
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| May 20, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The caveman returned the missing puzzle piece, but, to my dismay, immediately stole a new one. |
| 9380 |
main |
4.33 |
May 8, 2010 |
theHominid
|
In Soviet Russia, the sentence game trolls YOU!! |
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| May 16, 2010 |
Loogy Head
|
Iron Man was saddened by the two cheerleaders in navy blue; he asked to go to their party, but they wouldn't go unless he gave them a trophy. |
| 9371 |
main |
3.33 |
Apr 27, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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The new series of The Wire forwent social realism in favour of a plot line involving McNulty and Bubbles setting up an animal shelter for former ganster elephants. |
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| May 17, 2010 |
WalknOnSunshine
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The werewolf and the elephant were playing dominance games while minor Jody thanked the busy Mr. Markson for the delivery. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9357 |
main |
4.03 |
Apr 15, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The L-block and J-block decide they want to direct Nightmare on Tetris Street. |
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| Apr 24, 2010 |
Phinigin
|
Planet of the Apes is much different on Lego T.V. |
| 9352 |
main |
3.50 |
Apr 10, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The TSG player is getting angry at the abundance of Osama and Obama related games. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
kimbrey
|
Rich letter g had no interest in buying lollypops from f and n. |
| 9343 |
main |
3.64 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
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Interior crocodile alligator; I drive a Chevrolette movie theater. |
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| Apr 12, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Carl had a meltdown when his picture got a bad rating |
| 9339 |
main |
3.62 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
lizard
|
At the academy awards, Mrs. Pac-Man was ready to announce the winner for Game of the Year. Unfortunately, Humpty Dumpty was on a 4 day cocaine binge and charged onto the stage Kanye West style. |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
coleycolkins
|
Halfway through his impromptu love duet with Mrs Pacman, Mr Mallow caught sight of her husband in the audience. |