| 9522 |
main |
4.56 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
notasoda
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The man in the yellow hat was quite disturbed when he realized just how curious George was. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
pyridine
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Quite a popular monkey enjoys a smell coming from the girl's bathroom. |
| 9484 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9479 |
main |
3.00 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash starts a Car Insurance Company. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Britney Spears takes her place as the new demon queen by washing the scalp of an unwilling skull. |
| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
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The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9450 |
main |
2.89 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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It was love at first sight between the iguana's tail and the doctor with a yoyo. Kang the alien approved. |
| 9443 |
main |
3.12 |
Jul 5, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Shes just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Anatomy Man proves himself capable of outrunning a bullet train. |
| 9417 |
main |
3.81 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
aintnobody
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In today's breaking news, the ice cream truck driver was tragically assassinated. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
Snowglobe
|
When dead people desire ice cream, Gary Busey runs them over with an ice cream truck. |
| 9409 |
main |
3.60 |
Jun 6, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Because angels are mammals, they don't have the wings of doves contrary to popular belief. They actually have the wings of bats. |
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| Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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"You may have won the swimsuit contest, but we kicked your ass at Battleship!" gloated the adequately-dressed siblings as the bikini model glowered at her sunken ships. |
| 9407 |
main |
2.45 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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Sell girl, eat bike, screw pizza. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
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Googly-eyed Steve tries to stab the Moon banana, but his pointy red hat does him no good. |
| 9398 |
main |
3.23 |
May 21, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Talk to the wing, clumsy mother. |
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| Jun 3, 2010 |
Isto
|
Pot-smoking Decapitated Chicken Head yells at something (perhaps her still-active body?). |
| 9391 |
main |
3.02 |
May 19, 2010 |
lizard
|
Save the princess! But you must do it with only a paper clip, a stick of gum, and a tin can. |
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| May 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Because the magician's name was Gilligan, he practiced at his own island. |
| 9387 |
main |
4.04 |
May 15, 2010 |
theHominid
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Chuck Norris times zero equals one. |
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| May 22, 2010 |
lizard
|
Kanye west ended his rap career to compose classical music on cassette tapes. Sadly, he is still a d-bag. |
| 9375 |
main |
3.46 |
May 1, 2010 |
freak4all
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Various tortures they gave me when I went to school... yes they made me wear a funny hat, I had to wear a clown uniform... with no pants. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
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The posh British girl contemplated binge drinking. |
| 9365 |
main |
3.06 |
Apr 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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I buy my crack, I smack my bitch, right here in Hollywood. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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the strange country was in coruption. |
| 9363 |
main |
3.45 |
Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
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Uncle Sam wants YOU to join the Tea Party. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
Phinigin
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Bow chicka wow wow - "Fear not young strumpet" said the out-of-place Policeman, "Im here to protect you and impale you with my sword" Chicka bow wow wow |
| 9359 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep." |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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school child wishing teacher had a grenade on her leg |
| 9354 |
main |
2.78 |
Apr 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
In a world where nerds are cute as kittens, One potted plant will kill all the Tasen and Komato. |
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| Apr 22, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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"Screw children's television characters," the deranged ghost said. "I'm going to take this ring-shaped turd!" |
| 9344 |
main |
3.42 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Do you think it was a good idea painting Tony the Tiger on my jacked up 80's Cadilac? |
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| Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Cecil was confused that they had egged and thrown toilet paper at his car and not his house |