| 9524 |
main |
3.33 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
CWAL
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Mrs. Pinkosaurus teaches painting classes. |
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| Sep 8, 2010 |
IanBA
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Zombies are terrible math teachers. The only thing they know is "man equals good". |
| 9472 |
main |
4.42 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Cactus + Cat = Robo-Waterfall complete with an orange toaster. |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
mistermudz
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The desert critters watched in horrific suspense, in their soon to be bathtub coffin, as God moved the toaster closer and closer to eventually introduce them to their DOOM! |
| 9459 |
main |
3.37 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Hey, just because I have a cool space cannon now doesn't mean my mansion is up for grabs! |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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The Karate Kid was NOT happy about being committed... until he found out that the building was made of his favorite food! |
| 9451 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 17, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Little did the toaster know, that was the last blueberry pop tart he would ever see. |
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| Jul 26, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I'm telling you, my lunchbox has an evil alter ego! |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9361 |
main |
3.58 |
Apr 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
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OK, so GLaDOS, Darth Vader, and Problem Sleuth walk into a bar. PS tells the other two that he's awesome... |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"so you see, kids," said Professor Teddy, "if you dont recycle glass bottles you become Darth Vader." |
| 9350 |
main |
4.05 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Labor Day's always busy down in the Maternity Ward. |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"All these immigrants are turning our women into cyclops!" screamed the American soldier as he launched multiple nuclear warheads at the happy Swiss hopsital. |
| 9348 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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After 4 hours of contraptions, including a toy helicopter flying 2 miles to drop eggs on some gears, the milk was finally poured. |
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| Apr 17, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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Rube Goldberg makes himself breakfast. |
| 9314 |
main |
4.19 |
Mar 5, 2010 |
freak4all
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I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. |
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| Mar 20, 2010 |
fermion
|
Obama directed the donkey forward, but it got distracted by a delicious Happy Meal. |
| 9313 |
main |
3.74 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
freak4all
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Jamaica Joe was surprised to see his computer turned into a robot after he got home walking his pet dinosaur. |
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| Mar 22, 2010 |
antonym
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A black woman with half a shirt decides to take her pet velociraptor to the art museum. |
| 9301 |
main |
4.60 |
Feb 26, 2010 |
freak4all
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I like to draw happy faces on inanimate objects, it's so much fun! |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
jlight210
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The Grim Reaper has taken up painting various colored keys. He has his paint brush and a blue palette. His colors to choose from are red, red, and red. |
| 9300 |
main |
3.67 |
Feb 23, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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When I close my eyes I envision my happy place; floating in a swamp on a banana boat. |
| 9278 |
main |
3.75 |
Feb 15, 2010 |
IanBA
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The Jewish people weren't happy about Auschwitz being turned into an amusement park. "Arbeit Macht Fun!" |
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| Feb 21, 2010 |
kan_d
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There's no way I'm paying this electricity bill for an electroshocking christmas tree and a crappy nazi TV. |
| 9267 |
main |
4.20 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Take off your shoes,give your feet some air, you can even sit around in your underwear. |
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| Feb 18, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The flying lady in red cheerfully threatened to destroy the earth. |
| 9218 |
main |
4.33 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Well, fine. I don't want to play an instrument anyway. I can ride motorcycles and punch things. |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
fishboy5
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Arizona, Florida, and Colorado forbid bike-riding skeletons from playing the violin. |
| 9211 |
main |
4.16 |
Jan 31, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Japan, I'm sorry, but you bore me now. |
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| Feb 4, 2010 |
misterverymean
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Confucius say 9:00 o'clock is proper time for Dick Van Dyke to use his brain. |
| 9196 |
main |
3.63 |
Jan 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Dám si jedno pivo prosím. |
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| Jan 29, 2010 |
misterverymean
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Better to eat sunshine than give it to Jesus. |
| 9185 |
main |
3.97 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
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Excuse me, while I kiss the sky. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Twoface teaches wooly mammoths how to play Chess. |
| 9182 |
main |
3.43 |
Jan 25, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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The best horror movies are the ones you make yourself. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
Ringo
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After the popularity of The Blue Man Group had gone down the drain, they did what all people in Vegas eventually turn to, strip shows. |