| 9522 |
main |
4.39 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
notasoda
|
The man in the yellow hat was quite disturbed when he realized just how curious George was. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
pyridine
|
Quite a popular monkey enjoys a smell coming from the girl's bathroom. |
| 9490 |
main |
3.81 |
Aug 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
A Harmless Villain builds a machine, so the closer you are to it, the worse you look art-wise. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Flyboy
|
A man ponders artificial duck reproduction. |
| 9484 |
main |
3.48 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
|
You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9482 |
main |
3.52 |
Aug 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
That doesn't give you the right to do whatever the hell I want! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
When Dorothy dreamt she was in Oz, she was really just experiencing a flash-sideways. |
| 9480 |
main |
3.89 |
Aug 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
potatoE
|
Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. |
| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
|
The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9476 |
main |
2.45 |
Aug 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Please Phrase your Pumpkins in the Form of NO PAINT DAUBS. |
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| Aug 29, 2010 |
vaughnd
|
Jack did not realize that he would have this problem, when he chose this pumpkin by the sea. |
| 9473 |
main |
4.27 |
Aug 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Linkara invents a gun that turns objects into comic books. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
spideydude
|
Ignoring all lessons he learned from sci-fi shows, the nerd fired aimlessly into the vortex, because it ruined his detective comic books. |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
|
"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
|
"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
|
As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
|
As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9467 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
One day, a mad scientist was on TV Tropes... |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Mad scientists in films have gotten very poor at scheming in recent years - the newest film involves a plot to destroy Facebook, and includes a talking CGI Erlenmeyer flask. |
| 9466 |
main |
3.63 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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By the 2050's, the Japanese will have created robots capable of sexual reproduction. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
Mickey and Minnie, who are actually from space, are visiting Disney World in their UFO, and they are oblivious to the wildfire on the snowy mountain behind them. |
| 9465 |
main |
3.36 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I didn't know Transformes exploded into cowshit when they died. |
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| Aug 11, 2010 |
freak4all
|
A solid orange Rubix Cube hates springtime allergy season. |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9462 |
main |
3.82 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"Get your bathroom whiter with KKK plumbing services!" |
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| Aug 12, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Little did the blind janitor know that pranksters replaced the head of his mop with an eskimo. |
| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9459 |
main |
3.37 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Hey, just because I have a cool space cannon now doesn't mean my mansion is up for grabs! |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
The Karate Kid was NOT happy about being committed... until he found out that the building was made of his favorite food! |
| 9458 |
main |
4.20 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
In the darkness of chamber twelve, a red light glowed. |
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| Aug 3, 2010 |
lizard
|
In his partying days, Count Dracula would chug the blood of his victims through a beer bong. |
| 9457 |
main |
2.87 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Just imagine if the Nazis has one WW2 - Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson would star in "Night at the Fuhrermuseum". |
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| Aug 5, 2010 |
spideydude
|
The moldy film reel showed the old silent film "Charlie Chaplin and the Demon Children". |