| 9522 |
main |
4.56 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
notasoda
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The man in the yellow hat was quite disturbed when he realized just how curious George was. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
pyridine
|
Quite a popular monkey enjoys a smell coming from the girl's bathroom. |
| 9487 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Walking back from your house, walking on the moon. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After watching Earth get blown to pieces from his vantage point on the Moon, Todd felt it was necessary to perform a very appropriate moonwalk. |
| 9479 |
main |
3.00 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash starts a Car Insurance Company. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Britney Spears takes her place as the new demon queen by washing the scalp of an unwilling skull. |
| 9466 |
main |
3.63 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
|
By the 2050's, the Japanese will have created robots capable of sexual reproduction. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
Mickey and Minnie, who are actually from space, are visiting Disney World in their UFO, and they are oblivious to the wildfire on the snowy mountain behind them. |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9462 |
main |
3.82 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"Get your bathroom whiter with KKK plumbing services!" |
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| Aug 12, 2010 |
freak4all
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Little did the blind janitor know that pranksters replaced the head of his mop with an eskimo. |
| 9461 |
main |
4.05 |
Jul 27, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
|
Guns don't kill people. Wait... yeah they do. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The little boy wondered why Michael Jackson shot him, while Michael Jackson raised his gun victoriously. |
| 9453 |
main |
3.75 |
Jul 20, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Did he drop any good loot? |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Coconut Crab never went on a flight without his trusty Elvis luggage. |
| 9451 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 17, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
|
Little did the toaster know, that was the last blueberry pop tart he would ever see. |
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| Jul 26, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
I'm telling you, my lunchbox has an evil alter ego! |
| 9448 |
main |
3.86 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
|
A monkey poured coffee in my boots. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Little did the unwitting campers know that mere feet away from their tent, an elderly chipmunk was busy pouring chocolate milk into a pair of their oversized slip-ons. |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
|
Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
|
The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9424 |
main |
3.24 |
Jun 23, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I want to sing you a little song... |
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| Jul 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The communist hippie complains to the gas station attendant that he isn't a music-playing hippie. |
| 9389 |
main |
3.12 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
|
I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |
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| May 25, 2010 |
buttons
|
The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. |
| 9383 |
main |
3.41 |
May 11, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Why does it want me to start a new game?? I don't have any ideas left! Why won't you leave me alone! Let me out of here! Let someone else do it for a change. HELP ME!! |
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| May 20, 2010 |
ninjacow
|
The caveman returned the missing puzzle piece, but, to my dismay, immediately stole a new one. |
| 9377 |
main |
4.00 |
May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Though time and trouble pass me by... |
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| May 17, 2010 |
flailingwings
|
Due to recent budget cuts in Egypt, the pyramids were deconstructed to reveal that King Tut was not actually dead; but rather he has been sleeping quite soundly on an ugly brown couch for all these years. |
| 9375 |
main |
3.46 |
May 1, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Various tortures they gave me when I went to school... yes they made me wear a funny hat, I had to wear a clown uniform... with no pants. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
|
The posh British girl contemplated binge drinking. |
| 9359 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
|
"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep." |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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school child wishing teacher had a grenade on her leg |
| 9349 |
main |
3.44 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
You thought the nightmare was over; turned out it was just beginning. This Summer - Jurassic Park VI: Mecha-Hitler's Revenge! |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
spideydude
|
Muttering curses against God, the Pokemon trainer learned a little too late that elephants don't like to be covered in confetti. |