| 9523 |
main |
3.52 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
moody_dwd
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The concerned pine cone was worried about his wig collection. |
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| Sep 8, 2010 |
ohne_hosen
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William was sad about his dead girlfriend, then along came the Insulting Fish Skeleton. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9450 |
main |
2.89 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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It was love at first sight between the iguana's tail and the doctor with a yoyo. Kang the alien approved. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9429 |
main |
3.29 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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There is a hippo on your head. |
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| Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The witch casts a spell on Pinocchio's privates. |
| 9375 |
main |
3.46 |
May 1, 2010 |
freak4all
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Various tortures they gave me when I went to school... yes they made me wear a funny hat, I had to wear a clown uniform... with no pants. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
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The posh British girl contemplated binge drinking. |
| 9341 |
main |
3.21 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a ___________. |
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| Apr 3, 2010 |
Chwoka
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I don't like the circus. It's a confusing mess where green is a primary color. |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |
| 9313 |
main |
3.74 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
freak4all
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Jamaica Joe was surprised to see his computer turned into a robot after he got home walking his pet dinosaur. |
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| Mar 22, 2010 |
antonym
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A black woman with half a shirt decides to take her pet velociraptor to the art museum. |
| 9298 |
main |
4.48 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
SwEeTiNsAnItY
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Working out on the Stairmaster at the gym is no fun, but think of how good it'll make my butt look in these jeans! |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
coffee demon
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"When you've got a butt this big, the only way you're going to make the streets wide enough is if you knit them yourself!" |
| 9263 |
main |
4.07 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
H2td
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Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
*M* birq
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Alligators are a lot more anthropomorphic (and hornier) than you think they are. |
| 9248 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Unaka Speech
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My Momma has a dog. |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Muscular Molly Ringwold performed an abortion on herself after being struck by Cupid's arrow and falling in love with Snow White's magic mirror. |
| 9226 |
main |
3.23 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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The mutant daschund, born from a dead scientist's chest cavity, has now grown to massive size and is terrorizing the city. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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Goodog killed his owner with a spear to the throat and is now murdering his owner's wife with a crane and some well-placed sharks. |
| 9213 |
main |
3.94 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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I really should be working on college applications right now. |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
Ringo
|
Nothing shall get in the way of me and that Pacman arcade machine! |
| 9178 |
main |
3.08 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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When the T-Rex entered the post office, Jim was once again anoyed by the fact that he did not buy the stamps yesterday. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
avignale2
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The puprple goldfish (oxymoron?) is suprised to see the woman with green hair from pablo picasso so soon after pleasuring the president. |
| 9173 |
main |
3.77 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
avignale2
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Satan leaves his children in the care of an incredibly ugly woman. |
| 9169 |
main |
3.39 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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When the T-rex entered the post office, Jim was once again annoyed by the fact that he didn't buy the stamps yesterday. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
Noviomagum
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The dinosaur fell in love with the nasty running redhat that he painted himself, somewhere in the fields. |
| 9163 |
main |
4.50 |
Jan 23, 2010 |
Julia
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Why do I always get to start a new game when I have to leave! |
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| Jan 25, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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God is displeased by the awesome kid ruining his friends' game of Sorry with his magic. |
| 9142 |
main |
3.13 |
Jan 11, 2010 |
Julia
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When you dance with the devil, he will trip you. |
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| Jan 20, 2010 |
Tonlogna
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Lady C and Mister D prepare to dance. |
| 9134 |
main |
4.22 |
Jan 9, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Confucius is confused. |
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| Jan 14, 2010 |
Julia
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Billy wishes he hadn't gotten the sex change operation in the 80's. He was a good singer and a pretty woman. |