| 9524 |
9 |
4.3333 |
3 |
IanBA |
Zombies are terrible math teachers. The only thing they know is "man equals good". |
| 9490 |
5 |
4.0000 |
2 |
IanBA |
Scientists have recently learned how to combine electricity and microwaves to create the famed "Double Duck". |
| 9488 |
8 |
4.3333 |
3 |
IanBA |
 |
| 9482 |
5 |
4.0000 |
4 |
IanBA |
"Yes I have a question about the 'anti-me club'... why is it being hit by a tornado?" |
| 9484 |
1 |
2.0000 |
2 |
IanBA |
You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
| 9483 |
1 |
4.0000 |
2 |
IanBA |
"I said I was JEWISH, not a ninja. There's a difference." |
| 9471 |
1 |
4.0000 |
2 |
IanBA |
It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
| 9469 |
1 |
2.2000 |
5 |
IanBA |
You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
| 9464 |
3 |
4.0000 |
1 |
IanBA |
Down syndrome girl's jaw dropped as the rocket she had launched and was riding on from her hillside home begun to separate little by little. |
| 9466 |
1 |
4.5000 |
2 |
IanBA |
By the 2050's, the Japanese will have created robots capable of sexual reproduction. |
| 9465 |
1 |
3.2500 |
4 |
IanBA |
I didn't know Transformes exploded into cowshit when they died. |
| 9459 |
7 |
4.6667 |
3 |
IanBA |
The karate master was crazily happy over having his greatest dream come true: being locked up in an insane asylum made out of cheese. |
| 9463 |
1 |
3.5000 |
2 |
IanBA |
M&MS FOR DINER! |
| 9462 |
1 |
3.0000 |
2 |
IanBA |
"Get your bathroom whiter with KKK plumbing services!" |
| 9438 |
1 |
4.0000 |
5 |
IanBA |
Pickles are people too! |
| 9437 |
1 |
3.0000 |
1 |
IanBA |
I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
| 9421 |
9 |
4.0000 |
4 |
IanBA |
"I'm on an anchor slowly reaching down into the deepest depths of hell? Meh." |
| 9422 |
7 |
3.0000 |
4 |
IanBA |
Unknown to humans, snails, crabs, spiders and salamanders can communicate with eachother in morse code. |
| 9426 |
5 |
2.7500 |
4 |
IanBA |
Maximilian Pegasus was finally told what those mysterious brown foodons he had just eaten were really made out of. He was not amused. |
| 9433 |
1 |
3.0000 |
2 |
IanBA |
I hate you, vampire dad. |