Why is my hand on fire?

I shall defeat you yet, Ragnaros, and send you back to Sulferon Keep, dreamed the bald little gnome.

The powerful warrior RAGNAROS' (a.k.a "He of No Nipples") entrance is belittled by a cheeky tiny goblin sporting an inferior weapon. For some reason, sulferon is escaping from a pipe. There's definitely a radish in the picture somewhere, if you look hard

Vikings are stupid: they don't even know which side of the microphone to sing into; but at least they know to tape down their nipples before performing in front of strawberry-eating green alien children.

The two alien children ate the miniture strawberries to distract their attention from the terrible monoglod viking with plasters on his breasts.