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In 1990, President Bush the Elder declared that white men can't jump.

plasquatch
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 01:01:54 AM

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Dragonmudd
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 11:50:01 AM

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The white guy in the White House can't jump, but the disembodied square head refuses to target him.

tortoise
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 01:35:54 PM

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Apoxy
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 03:56:00 PM

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The dearth of yoga-practicing natural born killers on the White House lawn irks tree-dwelling squares.

Omega697
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 04:50:11 PM

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Broney
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 06:23:44 PM

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Breakdancing with the "Natural Born Killers" laserdisc is not allowed, as it leads to angry, smelly boxes destroying the forest.

plasquatch
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 06:25:39 PM

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triath
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 07:59:09 PM

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Don't break dance to Woody Harrelson music or the angry boxes will knock over all the trees!

Dragonmudd
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 08:05:09 PM

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3 Responses:

Brian Roney Says:
Jul 28, 2006 at 04:38:29 AM

Oops. Thought that said tree-KILLING squares, not tree _dwelling_ squares. Meh. Not that it would've stuck anyway. I'm amused that everybody used the same NBK picture.

Mike Seltzer Says:
Jul 28, 2006 at 09:21:15 AM

Dragonmudd, the original picture was awesome. I'm not sure I would have gotten bush sr. from it, but it's the best anyone could have done, short of grabbing his real picture.

Dragonmudd Says:
Jul 28, 2006 at 01:41:28 PM

Thanks. I knew it would be a stretch but I figured it was amusing enough to at least give it a try.