I can't wait to get my "great in bed" merit badge!

Jason was eagerly anticipating what would happen if he made love to a turd wearing goggles

Mark was in love with the fat mermaid who was infatuated with snowboarding goggles and had a retarded flipper arm.

Snowboardin' Mike loved his mermaid bride, but they were just from two different worlds; her mutant drill-arm was a slight turnoff as well.

The martian Microphone snowboarder marries the drilled handed mermaid from earth, both hoping to immigrate to each other's planets: little do they know, that they are both fugitives running from their respective worlds.