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Purple elves hate roasting peanuts.

triath
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 08:07:35 PM

3.5

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

Dragonmudd
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 08:38:44 PM

3.0

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The alien uses telekinesis to cook peanuts, hoping the process will somehow straighten his pointy feet.

plasquatch
submitted: Jul 27, 2006 at 11:54:57 PM

3.5

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dclayh
submitted: Jul 28, 2006 at 10:30:55 AM

1.5

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Gay Alien thinks he is straight

tackler7
submitted: Jul 28, 2006 at 12:44:13 PM

3.0

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Broney
submitted: Jul 28, 2006 at 07:41:37 PM

3.0

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PRIMITIVE EARTH FEMALE! DELIVER ME TO THE NEAREST GAY BAR OR FACE ETERNAL SLAVERY IN THE AMMONIA MINES OF XANTHOR 7!

Apoxy
submitted: Jul 28, 2006 at 10:03:27 PM

4.7

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TTTPPP
submitted: Jul 29, 2006 at 06:07:23 AM

1.5

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The man says to the female monkey, "Given a decision between me going to a gay bar and you shrinking to molecular size and attacking an ammonia molecule with a pickaxe, I choose the former."

tortoise
submitted: Jul 30, 2006 at 03:36:09 PM

4.3

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9 Responses:

tortoise Says:
Jul 30, 2006 at 03:39:59 PM

Wow.

Eric Montellese Says:
Jul 30, 2006 at 08:09:18 PM

I second that "wow". How'd the alien turn gay though? That's what I want to know.

zudini Says:
Jul 30, 2006 at 11:40:17 PM

Wow.

TTTPPP Says:
Jul 31, 2006 at 05:36:40 AM

Maybe "Gay Alien thinks he is straight" because he thinking his 'bent' feet are straight? I'm not sure what happened to the telekinetic peanuts though.

PS. Wow.

Brian Roney Says:
Jul 31, 2006 at 06:33:18 PM

I shall continue the "Wow."

I would never have guessed that the start sentence would've ended up becoming the end sentence, but the vast majority of the linking changes mades sense at the time...

Tackler 7 Says:
Jul 31, 2006 at 07:19:51 PM

I added the Gay bit after seeing the Sugar 'PUFFS'...probably isn't Politically correct ;-)

Tackler 7 Says:
Jul 31, 2006 at 07:21:28 PM

OK, So they are not Sugar Puffs....but that what I was fancying to eat at the time!!!

Eric Montellese Says:
Jul 31, 2006 at 08:38:32 PM

hahahaha! Thanks for the explanation, Tackler! That's awesome!

jbarba last Says:
Aug 15, 2006 at 03:23:34 AM

Good job on identifying that as an amonia molecule.