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Desperate to escape the terrible heat wave, John moved to Alaska.

betgognen
submitted: Aug 2, 2006 at 07:30:57 AM

3.0

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tackler7
submitted: Aug 2, 2006 at 04:58:38 PM

2.8

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Lo, there was much suffering during the waves of heat. But Jesus spoke forth, and ordered the masses to move to Alaska, where they would find happiness.

Broney
submitted: Aug 2, 2006 at 07:35:20 PM

4.8

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dclayh
submitted: Aug 3, 2006 at 07:42:50 AM

3.0

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During the second coming, Jesus will teach us all about Alaska.

Dragonmudd
submitted: Aug 3, 2006 at 11:03:52 AM

4.0

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*M* Dave
submitted: Aug 3, 2006 at 03:22:58 PM

3.5

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Look, everyone! Socrates can magically repel comets, falling barbarians, and Alaskan mosquitoes!

tortoise
submitted: Aug 3, 2006 at 05:34:35 PM

4.5

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mynameborat
submitted: Aug 4, 2006 at 02:01:35 PM

3.2

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Several universal forces, including Darth Vader, a comet, and flying staple guns, attempt to destroy God for his plague of mosquitos in Alaska.

plasquatch
submitted: Aug 4, 2006 at 03:11:40 PM

4.2

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3 Responses:

Brian Roney Says:
Aug 4, 2006 at 04:37:33 PM

This game wins.

Dave Ruggiero Says:
Aug 4, 2006 at 10:34:11 PM

Jesus turns into Socrates who turns into God! Deep universal truth, or just the sentence game at work?

Kafeithekeaton
Feb 4, 2007 at 12:02:09 AM

:O AMAZING!