Merlin lived backwards through time. Goodbyes were happy, greetings, bittersweet. But don't ask about the toilet.

As the Wizard watched his life flash before his eyes, he saw scenes of the office party where he threatened people with a boxcutter, his wife's death, his wife's miscarriage, and that time he magically forced himself to shit in reverse.

The wizard blissfully daydreamed of unsuccessfully trying to stab at balloon strings, inpaling his wife, abortions, and getting a cigar inserted into his thigh.

The wizard liked nothing better than to day dream about his favorite things: shooting balloons, killing strippers, giving abortions and shooting up.

Dumbledore was capable of many amazing thing when he is sober, so it is unfortunate his pregnant girlfriend got him into heroin.