Injuries and deaths occuring at pedestrian crossings noticibly declined when the council hired men made entirely out of marshmellow to guide people to the other side.
Gerald and the beach towel had a new mission: They were to use their super speed to set fire to the Great Plains so as to smoke the elusive buffalo out of hiding.
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