cats raid your bins as you sleep

The Great Pyramid of Cheops is in such disrepair, Chinese mice can't go around without being crushed by falling stones.

Mickey Mao and his dead fellow mouse wave China's flag outside a giant pyramid of swiss cheese. Meanwhile, a giant floating head wearing a stereotypical Chinese hat hides behind a rain cloud in the night.

In Communist China, it is a cleverly disguised Mickey Mouse who stands guard of the cheese while the giant head of a malevolent sakkat-wearing farmer can only look on from the clouds which pour rain on the fallen.

The most recent re-telling of "The Pied Piper" is about a rat that leads the children of China to a giant piece of cheese in a rainstorm; its time to stop coddling our children.