I couldnt get no silver, I couldnt get no gold, You know that were too damn poor To keep you from the gallows pole.

Without any gold or silver, Paul, from Paulotiopia (year 2018), decided life wasn't worth living and therefor hung himself.

Paul knew the entire city and all the buildings were constructed as a tribute to him, an irony not lost as he hung himself from the tallest and grandest building in town.

Famous Jack adorned billboards all over town with his smiling visage, but inside he couldn't take it anymore, and hanged himself from the top of a building displaying his billboard. The sun was aware of the irony.

After winning the election, Harold had nothing left to live for--his life's goals had been met; he felt that the only thing left to do was to strip naked and jump off a building, thus completing his existence.