Cuba would really appreciate this bridge.

Oh that crazy Castro. Always wanting whatever he sees.

His birthday was everything he'd imagined; he had an enormous cake and all the ice cream he could eat, but none of it meant anything without the "My Little Pony" he'd wanted. His guests gave lousy presents.

Johnny's perfect birthday was ruined by that god damn purple pony with wings growing out of its head.

Falcor jumped out of no where and devoured Little Timmy's birthday cake.