I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious! Goth goldfishs!

It is a nasty prank to feed laxative covered Goldfish to your drunk friends.

God tried to think of a good story for how the Earth was created. Obviously nobody would want to know that he vomited up the blue and brown mass after eating far too many goldfish crackers.

"On the first day, He gorged Himself on Goldfish cause them things are really good. On the second day, He had a nasty tummy ache and ralphed the world into existence..." Oh come on, I should be able to come up with a better creation myth than that...

God wondered if he should tell them that he actually created the world by accident, after eating some bad seafood.