A meme convention! How many can you find?

Welcome one and all, to the CNN.com article reading convention!

Greg was supposed to give a speech at the CNN center about their new Icon but once he got behind the pedestal all he could do was stand there with a stupid looking smile on his face. as the crowd looked up at him blankly. He was sweating bullets.

Jonathan, the Face, Tomson was swetting rivers at the CNN pressconference

'Help! We're sinking into quicksand!' shouted the japanese men, 'Oh look, a floating, crying viking head. Perhaps he will help us!'