I have a plan to drill a hole in the ceiling & stick a network cable in it.

While working on the top secret blueprints, Felix ponders the merits of an old-fashioned periscope vs. a digital camera system, all the while overlooking the fact that his submarine has more pressing design issues.

The Scotsman was formulating a plan to snap a picture of Nessie using only a submarine and a camera.

McFcktard thought, If I could get a sub, and a camera, I could photograph the loch ness monster and be the most famous Irishman in history! He forgot that Loch Ness was in Scotland, not Ireland.

Turned out the Loch Ness Monster was just a drunk frenchman in a submarine that had had one too many at the local Irish pub.