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Segata Sanshiro would kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Sparky LD
submitted: Aug 16, 2009 at 01:42:25 PM

2.5

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Loogy Head
submitted: Aug 22, 2009 at 01:32:13 AM

2.0

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Chuck Norris was distraught, for the Dreamcast flower he had put in his hair was launching squiggley lines at Sensei Sam.

SneakyRobot
submitted: Aug 22, 2009 at 02:10:38 PM

2.5

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LesPaul70
submitted: Aug 26, 2009 at 03:00:54 AM

4.0

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Using his magical powers, Bruce Lee made Chuck Norris think he was a hula dancer, complete with a flower in his hair.

CowsAreCool
submitted: Aug 26, 2009 at 05:41:45 AM

5.0

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ALXXMaXX
submitted: Aug 29, 2009 at 02:07:41 PM

4.0

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Hula Jesus danced to the violin music in his head, blissfully unaware of the Japanese wrestler's futile attempts to blast him with laser vision.

*M* tymaporer
submitted: Aug 29, 2009 at 06:49:02 PM

5.0

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pinballwizard
submitted: Aug 29, 2009 at 08:00:59 PM

5.0

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Hula-Jesus dances happily, unaware that he is being stalked by the Red-Eyed Samoan.

neatfeat
submitted: Aug 30, 2009 at 02:09:58 PM

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8 Responses:

burusama
Aug 30, 2009 at 02:31:02 PM

HULA. JESUS.

Loogy Head
Aug 30, 2009 at 02:44:09 PM

The starting sentence was difficult to draw for. No one knows who Sagata Sanshiro is. And Sneakyrobot, I hate you, lol.

ALXXMaXX
Aug 30, 2009 at 02:49:24 PM

I know SneakyRobot from another website.

SneakyRobot
Aug 30, 2009 at 05:27:27 PM

I tried but could not figure out who that asian guy was so I just had to make up what SS stood for.

*M* tymaporer
Aug 30, 2009 at 05:29:54 PM

Ukulele. Dammit, that's the word I'd wanted to use. I said violin instead cause I just couldn't think of it at the time. XP

pinballwizard
Aug 30, 2009 at 06:20:32 PM

Only in TSG does Chuck Norris become Hula-Jesus

Phinigin
Aug 31, 2009 at 12:10:18 AM

Wasnt Chuck Norris always Jesus?

Loogy Head
Aug 31, 2009 at 02:25:26 AM

Naw I was referring to the dreamcast flower thing. What the hell? Those lines were to indicate motion and the yellow spark was collision! But whatever, it probably would have made Chuck and Random Asian celebrities play Catch with a Dreamcast otherwise.