"No! I can't stand the mental power of the Angry Hatter. With his telekinetic skills he's going to crush my face with a smooth motion of his fingers. Arghh...!"
Willy Wonka was so sick of Mike Teevee's mumbling that instead of shrinking him with the teleporter machine, he uses his evil magical fingers to crush him where he stands.
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