Blitzenoia
Blitzenoia has often been called the sexiest man in the world, by a long shot. (Proof Here).
He used to be called paranoia, but he was sued by 'P.A.R.A.N.O.I.A', which stands for 'Paranoid Angry Retards Against Naughty Octopuses I****** Apples'. The censored I word isn't actually offensive, but it got lost in the great 'I word Sandal of '05.'
Besides being incredibly sexy, blitzenoia spends his time playing video games, reading, and hanging out on the sentence game.
I love you. And by you I don't mean you specifically, but you in the general term that means whoever's reading this... which could mean you specifically.
Eh. Drive safe! And don't do drugs. It ruins you.