Hi, I'm...Evan. I don't have much to say. I just put in this page because I don't like seeing my name be all red on comments. I should probably mention that in my short time of solid dedication to the Sentence Game I feel I've been pretty pretentious-sounding, albeit unintentionally.
My favorite Sentence Game character ever is Geriatric Phoenix Wright, with Martini Turtle trailing behind shortly.
I'm a loser for Pokemon, by the way. Actually, I'm just a general loser.
You can leave me a comment, I guess, if need be. Or say you hate me. I AM OPEN-MINDED, YO.