It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

the man with a red bow tie balanced a red thing on his head

Peewee Herman is attempting to catch bowling balls in a funnel he's wearing on his head.

Pee Wee Herman and his bowling balls may violate a rule or two.

If Pee Wee Herman can kick the red bowling ball two feet further than the black one and he can only kick the black one 1 foot, can he get the red one to land in a gold fish aquarium 4 feet away? Let's give it a try!