Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.

5th grade teacher Mrs. Thompson began explaining sexual intercourse to the young children in her classroom.

Mrs. Ellison began explaining human reproduction to horrified students.

Everyone listen up. I know you're 4 years old and all but let me tell you straight: your parents had sex and made you. No birds. No bees. Just raw, uncut probably 15-40 minute bed-rockin'. What, you thought the stork dropped you on a doorstep?

The stick figures were terrified of a monster staring at them through a giant computer screen.