Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

"Keeping up with the Joneses" has gone way too far lately.

"I knew moving in next to Kurtz was a bad idea!"

The colossus broke the wall and handed the cat to the prematurely balding boy; really, it would've been a touching scene in a movie, but in reality it makes for something awful awkward.

The polite gray giant, in his snazzy toupee and man-hide shirt, easily tore down the wall to return Billy's hairless kitten, but Billy was understandingly distressed by the situation, as he knew he'd be billed for the repairs.