After hours of discussion, Dave and Miranda have decided on the child they will have created for them -- not the artsy girl or the brainy boy; they chose Billy Corgan.
Scientists are working hard with colored chemicals to create sad mimes but they DON'T want painters or the brainy mutants from the movie This Island Earth.
The mad scientist had always wanted his test tube-baby son to become a mime; he was quite disappointed when the boy instead began expressing an interest in painting and alien love.
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