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Jesus was no messiah, he was just a h4xx0r.

Uroboros
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 12:26:48 PM

3.0

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

Gauphastus
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 01:16:52 PM

4.8

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

Jesus only became holy after he had downloaded the internet.

Luminar
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 01:35:19 PM

3.8

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

RacieB
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 02:01:37 PM

4.8

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

After a long wait, Jesus finally downloaded Halo on his PC.

Dengar
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 02:25:01 PM

5.0

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

TiwazTyrsfist
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 07:38:32 PM

3.0

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

It took four hours for Ultimate Halo to load on Jesus' computer.

lemonz
submitted: Feb 10, 2007 at 08:46:57 PM

4.0

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

exp_jeans
submitted: Feb 11, 2007 at 12:04:30 AM

3.7

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

Jesus loves playing online games of chance, but this Wishbone game's load time would try the patience of a saint.

*M* birq
submitted: Feb 11, 2007 at 03:06:28 AM

4.5

rate it! 1 (Lame) 2 3 4 5 (Wow!)

12 Responses:

Inara
Feb 11, 2007 at 03:35:52 AM

I think Dengar gets the dubious honor of producing the worst pun I've heard all week.

Dengar
Feb 11, 2007 at 06:27:56 AM

I win!

Gauphastus
Feb 11, 2007 at 10:32:40 AM

Bahaha.

Uroboros
Feb 11, 2007 at 11:40:04 AM

Hahah, excellent responses, as expected! :)
Im guessing the 1.0 is just Groomble and his puppet account/s, right?

*M* Groomble
Feb 11, 2007 at 11:58:19 AM

I already told you I dont downrate people for petty vengeance. If you'd like I can start though, and you can see the difference for yourself.

Uroboros
Feb 11, 2007 at 12:27:29 PM

Yes, but you also said something about crushing, precise insight, so your word isnt exactly gospel, is it? Voting down "for the glory of failshark" and all that bollocks?

*M* Groomble
Feb 11, 2007 at 12:39:51 PM

Ill just take that as a "yes, please start downvoting me so I can realize the difference, great and honorable master groomble"

Gauphastus
Feb 11, 2007 at 12:45:30 PM

Please don't.
That would only make you guilty of doing something you so adamantly say you aren't.

Puppet
Feb 11, 2007 at 12:56:26 PM

Too late. Besides, If he's going to assume Im downvoting him and accuse me of downvoting him then Im at least going to have the pleasure of ... well ... downvoting him. Down into the ground.

Puppet
Feb 11, 2007 at 12:57:13 PM

This is my new puppet account, to fully realize the downvoting experience.