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That boy can't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.

*M* birq
submitted: Feb 24, 2007 at 08:27:08 PM

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pennteller
submitted: Feb 25, 2007 at 12:52:33 PM

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Miner Bob couldn't find his ass with both hands.

*M* Liani
submitted: Feb 26, 2007 at 02:10:28 AM

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*M* Ofui
submitted: Mar 5, 2007 at 11:21:04 AM

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The coal miner stumbled around in the dark cave, hoping to find the lost horse - yet unaware he was about to walk into a winking smiley.

Ciaran
submitted: Mar 5, 2007 at 10:16:39 PM

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*M* paige
submitted: Mar 6, 2007 at 05:18:07 PM

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Larry the Cable Guy ate a super mushroom and looked for his giant horse now that he could actually ride it--unfortunately he was about to squash the smiley face donning a coonskin hat.

Evang-y1203
submitted: Mar 6, 2007 at 05:37:59 PM

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jchaulf
submitted: Mar 6, 2007 at 07:52:32 PM

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Your friendly neighborhood trucker pops an Amanita and enjoys the equine and 70's woodsman related hallucinations.

bean
submitted: Mar 6, 2007 at 07:57:48 PM

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8 Responses:

bean
Mar 6, 2007 at 08:02:33 PM

I can recognize hallucinogens with remarkable accuracy. Those hallucinations are wrong for that type of mushroom, by the way.

*M* birq
Mar 6, 2007 at 08:14:22 PM

Yeah, those mushrooms don't do anything unless you're a portly Italian plumber.

bean
Mar 6, 2007 at 08:22:21 PM

Actually, "Smurf house" mushrooms of the Amanita family produce vivid colors and sounds, but not recognizable creatures.

Peon
Mar 6, 2007 at 09:20:27 PM

I was always under the impression that most mushrooms in the Amanita family other than Amanita Muscaria are pretty dangerous to eat.

bean
Mar 6, 2007 at 09:27:25 PM

All right, so I didn't get 100% on the last exam, but I can make up for it in 8 days.

Lord Stab
Mar 6, 2007 at 10:33:52 PM

Amanita Muscaria are the red mushrooms with white dots that are deply rooted in many cultures because they often cause a trip that has some sort of "divine" effect, such as meeting god/feeling one with god, or something like that. They're arguably the most popular hallucinagenic mushroom throughout history, and their collection and use by shamans and their tribes in siberia at winter solstice inspired many of current day christmas's traditions... as you can learn if you google some combination of the words: "santa, shaman, mushroom, tradition, reindeer, admantia, christmas etc." and just like many christian traditions it has roots in NORSE mythology.

bean
Mar 6, 2007 at 10:38:08 PM

In order to have a good time wealthy Siberian tribesmen would hire other (not-so-wealthy) tribesmen to collect them. After a night of feasting, drinking, and tripping, the revelers would step outside the tent to urinate.

The active ingredient in Amanita muscaria is inert and passes through the body unchanged. Because of this, the people hired to collect the mushrooms in the first place would also collect the revelers' urine and drink it to share in the experience.

That usually doesn't happen at Christmas.

*M* paige
Mar 9, 2007 at 06:33:07 PM

I can't believe I didn't include the hat/light thing... duh!