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SaladMansubmitted: Mar 15, 2007 at 08:29:55 PM
3.9
Clippy to Han Solo, "Would you like help learning how to love again? I could: *) Give you a back massage *) Recite some erotic poetry for you *) Don't show this tip again."
lemonzsubmitted: Mar 15, 2007 at 08:44:33 PM
4.2
*M* YoHBsubmitted: Mar 16, 2007 at 09:23:46 PM
4.3
Princess Leia dumped Han because the Millennium Falcon was too old and clunky, so in order to show how tech-savvy he was, he typed up a love letter in Microsoft Office '97.
hrpffsubmitted: Mar 16, 2007 at 09:35:56 PM
4.4
"Elvis shot first!" and "Thats no moon, thats a trash can" won the 1998 "most extensively mangled Star Wars Reference" competition.
4.1
paranoiasubmitted: Mar 17, 2007 at 08:45:14 PM
2.7
Yoda considers both the fact that a man in yellow suspenders may try to shoot a woman, as well as that a man cannot talk about trashcans
Jinjosubmitted: Mar 17, 2007 at 11:23:44 PM
3.2
Get a T-Shirt of This Game!
6 Responses:
SaladMan
Mar 18, 2007 at 02:35:16 AM
Arg I ran out of time to do a background
*M* tymaporer
Mar 18, 2007 at 06:17:58 PM
I laughed so hard at Krakow Sam's sentence. Hrpff's sentence wins second place.
*M* birq
Mar 19, 2007 at 12:23:50 AM
lemonz and YoHB combined to make me lol
*M* Abraxas
Mar 19, 2007 at 01:56:23 AM
that might be my next t-shirt! except. wait. stupid printers don't like copyrighted stuff... I need to buy a print shop.
*M* tymaporer
Mar 20, 2007 at 07:12:13 PM
Just one bit of confusion...Mooseydoom, in what dictionary does 97 mean 98?
*M* Groomble
Mar 20, 2007 at 08:27:55 PM
Mooseydoom should be sterilized and have his hands cut off.
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