TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo, found a hobo in my room.

Get out of my house and stop watching the Food Network, you bum!

The double Whopper is just so beautiful; I can't help but be inspired to pleasure myself in its presence, no matter what my family thinks.

I have a moral dilemma - on one hand, I love hamburgers, but on the other hand, my mother thinks that hamburgers are the food of the devil.

When I think of ham in burger form I am reminded that there are two schools of thought on the issue. Dr. Frankenfurter's grandmama has said that they are undead spawn from hell, but there are still those like me who love the meat sandwich for what it is.