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Obi-Wan doesn't want anyone to know of his secret love for C-3PO, but he's still found ways to show it. His double-ended violet lightsaber, for instance.

*M* tymaporer
submitted: May 4, 2007 at 01:54:58 PM

4.8

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*M* YoHB
submitted: May 4, 2007 at 10:59:52 PM

4.8

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With one hand in his pocket and the other firmly grasping his pink light saber, Obi Wan started to think about the supple golden C3PO.

Ricky
submitted: May 5, 2007 at 02:31:28 AM

4.6

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lemonz
submitted: May 5, 2007 at 08:34:35 PM

4.0

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Luke Skywalker, who is actully a robophile, dreams of C3PO's sister.

jchaulf
submitted: May 6, 2007 at 03:34:10 AM

3.4

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spencewah
submitted: May 6, 2007 at 03:45:53 AM

1.6

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Luke Skywalker wondered that if his father was Darth Vader.. was his mother an ugly looking cyborg with pigtails?

Luke the Fox
submitted: May 6, 2007 at 07:57:22 AM

3.4

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splatchtrock
submitted: May 6, 2007 at 08:20:02 AM

1.6

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Darth Vader's wife was a mysterious swedish lady who was in a similar outfit to him, but it was white with pigtails, a proboscis-like attachment to the front. All this confused the Aryan with the lightsaber.

Evang-y1203
submitted: May 6, 2007 at 12:32:50 PM

2.5

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9 Responses:

Evang-y1203
May 6, 2007 at 12:35:46 PM

D'oh. There should be an "and" between "pigtails" and "a".

*M* tymaporer
May 6, 2007 at 12:36:06 PM

Oh man, sequels rock! XD Raise your hand if you want a threequel!

*M* elzaban
May 6, 2007 at 01:13:47 PM

I want to see a prequel, more.

*M* tymaporer
May 6, 2007 at 01:22:40 PM

The problem with a prequel is that there would be a very miniscule chance that it would turn out looking like a prequel.

jchaulf
May 6, 2007 at 01:22:50 PM

Sorry for putting Luke Skywalker in theere; I was half asleep and just wrote a half assed sentence.

*M* tymaporer
May 6, 2007 at 01:26:56 PM

3PO's sister would also be Luke's sister, so that'd be incestual robophilia. But then again, Luke never seemed to have a problem with incest, if the movies are anything to go by...:P

Molekh
May 6, 2007 at 04:38:00 PM

seriously, can you blame him? i mean, damn, Leia...

*M* elzaban
May 6, 2007 at 05:26:02 PM

Yeah, but 3P0's sister would end up being Dot Matrix (the Spaceballs version, not the Reboot one). Who'd want to get it on with that thing?

darkhelmet169
May 7, 2007 at 06:21:48 PM

...and just as I was about to comment, Weird Al's "A Complicated Song" starts playing, so...
"Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no"