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Lord Humungus is gravely disappointed.

Svdl
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 04:59:33 PM

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Deathclaw
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 05:20:20 PM

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" :(, what horrible effects! since when does sand spurt like 80 feet from a frickin punch! this is so stupid!" says the gray maskface the movie critic.

Wiedmann
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 07:26:47 PM

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philipmega
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 08:34:01 PM

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PING PONG GANG WARS DESTROY PART OF THE EARTH AND MAKE TOOTHBRUSHES!?!

Chwoka
submitted: May 18, 2007 at 08:55:44 PM

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Evang-y1203
submitted: May 19, 2007 at 12:51:25 AM

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In the Beginning there was the toothbrush, and the toothbrush knocked a ping-pong ball into the Earth across the firmament, and it was good.

bean
submitted: May 19, 2007 at 12:55:58 AM

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Molekh
submitted: May 19, 2007 at 08:22:03 AM

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The world's problem with tooth-brushes was settled with the ultamet ping-pong tournament.

Techno-organic
submitted: May 19, 2007 at 08:55:45 AM

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17 Responses:

Deathclaw
May 19, 2007 at 12:02:15 PM

Spiderman 3 is a grave dissapointment.

Evang-y1203
May 19, 2007 at 12:10:41 PM

I liked it D: It wasn't without its flaws and there were many corny lines but they got everything done plotwise and satisfied me. Buuuutttt uhh

bean
May 19, 2007 at 12:57:36 PM

It has the most brutal fight scenes in any superhero movie I've seen, and for most of it you're pulling for the villain more than the hero. This is what elevates it above all detractions.

Techno-organic
May 19, 2007 at 01:56:54 PM

It upsets me that Venom didn't refer to himself as "we".

Deathclaw
May 19, 2007 at 03:56:23 PM

And that Venom was a scrawny little fucker. Also, Emo Peter.

bean
May 19, 2007 at 04:00:28 PM

Accurate-size Venom would have been ridiculously over the top, and the over-confident dick montage was one of the most entertaining parts.

Deathclaw
May 19, 2007 at 06:01:47 PM

I dissagree with you on Venom, but I will agree on what you're saying about the dick montage. I'm just saying it's a murder of the character in every way, and is not what Peter is about. But I'm hoping that Carnage will be the _only_ villian on Spiderman 4.

bean
May 19, 2007 at 06:43:47 PM

I'd personally like the Lizard, the Scorpion, or the Death of Gwen Stacy. The problem is that neither of those two would have a reason to kill her. Carnage would, but killing for chaos might cheapen it.

Also, "dick montage" is a great turn of phrase.

Deathclaw
May 19, 2007 at 07:03:46 PM

Or Rhino could get his ass kicked.

Evang-y1203
May 19, 2007 at 07:21:15 PM

Venom was fine. It just weirded me out that they didn't change his voice. But Topher did a good job as Eddie Brock.

I think the next movie should be the Lizard, though--they stick Doc Connors in every movie but haven't done anything with him?! Either that or make Venom come back somehow and do Carnage--I really would prefer a singular villain again but you can't have Carnage without Venom. And if they do a fourth it really should be the last--I know they said they've signed for up to six movies but anymore than four really seems like overkill.