Abraham Lincoln: The most underexploited figure in mascotdom.

Cheered on by a large audience, Midget Abraham Lincoln kneels before you. Will you marry him?

Although the crowd was overly excited, no one really knew who the bachelor picked for wife... Some suggest he picked himself!

When the pope and Abe Lincoln insult people, everyone is happy!

An odd-looking Pope and a deformed Abraham Lincoln watched High School Musical being performed by Hitler clones and dogs, too afraid of bannination to click the "mark as spam" button, even though they knew they were victims of highly probable trolliness.