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A handful of our people, with their lies, have made our lives impossible.

jchaulf
submitted: Jul 27, 2007 at 12:30:24 PM

3.5

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katagi
submitted: Jul 27, 2007 at 01:37:01 PM

4.5

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Tonight at eight -- another shocking tale of a martian gone missing. Only on Alien News Network, the universe's choice for intergalactic news!

talkaze
submitted: Jul 27, 2007 at 08:26:44 PM

5.0

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exp_jeans
submitted: Jul 28, 2007 at 05:41:17 PM

4.8

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"And in other news, rumor has it that Zork, the celebrity alien heartthrob, is dating Questa, the yellow winner of this year's 'Alien Idol'. What will this mean for the world of tabloids? You saw it here first, everyone. Good night, and tune in tomorrow."

*M* tymaporer
submitted: Jul 28, 2007 at 06:22:39 PM

4.7

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ABlind6YearOld
submitted: Jul 30, 2007 at 04:32:11 AM

4.2

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ET, everyone's favourite irritating little fuckfac- ...er i mean cute little alien, recounts a tale from his past of the time Tentacle Jesus tried to rape him; but he was saved by The Golden Faucet, #1 superhero back in the day.

Luminar
submitted: Jul 30, 2007 at 07:46:39 AM

3.0

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Evang-y1203
submitted: Aug 1, 2007 at 01:48:36 PM

3.2

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I liked watching Banana Man fly around with Octopus Jesus. I'm gonna put this lipstick on now.

H2td
submitted: Aug 1, 2007 at 04:47:16 PM

3.7

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15 Responses:

jchaulf
Aug 1, 2007 at 05:15:08 PM

Evang's ET sucks

katagi
Aug 1, 2007 at 05:42:54 PM

I knew I should have put that 2 in superscript.

Dengar
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:00:19 PM

I can't see the connection between katagi's picture and jchaulf's sentence.

Maybe I'm just too out of the loop.

katagi
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:15:08 PM

dengar: some alien stole all the oxygen (O2, hence my comment about superscript) and is lying about who did it. it's a little far fetched, i admit :p

Ragnell
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:16:51 PM

katagi, ever watched Fox news in the USA?

Dengar
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:17:05 PM

Hm... Yes, now I understand.

The O2 thing wasn't what confused me though. :P

katagi
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:18:37 PM

ragnell, yeah? I'm not seeing your point here :x

Ragnell
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:20:02 PM

Well, news lie.
And jchaulf believes in conspiracy theories.

katagi
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:20:39 PM

Ahaa. :x

Dengar
Aug 1, 2007 at 06:21:28 PM

Conspiracy theories are a government conspiracy in an attempt to control the 1/3rd of the US population that's retarded.