I have cast off the flabby carapace of the Devil and I feel the power of God flowing through me!

After her life of crime Catwoman really let her physique decline. She weighed 666lbs and had an arm growing out of her ass. The Penguin however, after becoming an Odinist, lost so many pounds that his weight could only be measured in sexy.

a magician turns a boy into a fat cat.

The shirtless boy watched in amazement as the magician created a portal into an alternate dimension filled with squiggly lines and cats.

Finally, Treebeard's studies of dark arcane powers had paid off! Now that he could banish cats to the dimension of candyfloss, his assistants were stunned to a stupor at his prowess.