"Babe, why did you kidnap Zahara Jolie-Pitt? If Brad and Angelina can stay married for over 2 years, then we don't have to resort to kidnapping to emulate them! We can adopt our own internationally diverse children... 1 from each continent!"
I don't want to make a ton of money off of the site (I do it for fun!), but hosting tons of images and running all these scripts gets expensive. Even small donations help! Save Ferris TSG!