I am the Executive Prime Minister of Rajamarastan, an non-existent but real-sounding country... Yes, we're on a waiting list, as soon as there's an opening, we'll get our spot on the map!
He imagined himself portrayed in a museum diorama, a map of his travels displayed with the trusty rowboat, bearing his statue forever frozen in his signature daydreaming pose.
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