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"Son," my dad said one day, "I have to be honest. Your mother wasn't exactly human."

hamster
submitted: Nov 14, 2007 at 04:34:47 PM

5.0

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Badgerseat
submitted: Nov 15, 2007 at 06:58:39 PM

4.9

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"You see son," explained the man, "when daddy an an octopus love each other very very much, sometimes they have a baby with tentacles for arms. Like you!"

uglycoffeecan
submitted: Nov 15, 2007 at 08:15:59 PM

4.2

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Hombert
submitted: Nov 15, 2007 at 11:08:45 PM

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"...and that's how your mother and I met, son. You were born from love, and there's no shame in that."

Flobeedoodle
submitted: Nov 15, 2007 at 11:11:22 PM

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kmrp
submitted: Nov 16, 2007 at 12:51:41 AM

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Grandpa explained to Billy how babies are made... in graphic detail and with obscene finger gestures.

*M* Abraxas
submitted: Nov 16, 2007 at 12:53:40 AM

4.2

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Niggerpants
submitted: Nov 16, 2007 at 01:58:26 AM

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An angry old hairy naked guy with blue jeans around his ankles holds his penis with both of his hands. To the left is a scared man. On the floor is a green shirt, it says in red letters "#1 Grandpa".

assassassin
submitted: Nov 16, 2007 at 03:56:39 AM

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5 Responses:

rogbogglesworth
Nov 16, 2007 at 04:18:00 AM

Triple-assin, try to guess at what interpersonal conflict might be going on and describe that rather than giving a scientific list of each object in the picture. For example, you might have noticed that the "#1 Grandpa" shirt is right next to the old man who is currently in need of a shirt. Rather than simply saying he has an angry expression, you might deduce from the evidence that he is very angry not to be wearing his favorite "#1 Grandpa" shirt. You may even give him some dialogue, such as, "Darn it, Billy, you've stripped me of my grandfatherly dignity for the last time!" Finally, you may want to add a bit of levity to this very serious characterization and so you can mix in one of the following ingredients, to taste: Hitler, Jesus, Poop, Poophitler, or Hitlerjesus.

rogbogglesworth
Nov 16, 2007 at 04:19:13 AM

ok so maybe that's bad advice

kmrp
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:30:15 AM

I was hoping someone would pick up that billy was sleeping in the same bed his dad was using to describe that fateful night, but I guess it was too subtle.

*M* Abraxas
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:52:29 AM

ooh! i missed it!

Badgerseat
Nov 19, 2007 at 02:17:48 AM

My picture and Hombert's picture are like, the same! That's wonderful.