The polyhedron had finally figured it out, using a simple math equation - flushing ostrich eggs down the toilet would result in him becoming a Real Boy.
The monk, having just put a new coat of pink paint on the walls of his room, was shocked at the arrival of three Mickey Mouse cultists in rather patchy robes.
GREY IS THE NEW PINK! Proclaimed the leaer of the crusading monks. You will make the switch, or die in righteous fire. The woman, the dog and the turtle complied out of fear.
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