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Don't leave the microwave open or Thylacine will get you!

SneakyRobot
submitted: Apr 10, 2009 at 09:13:52 PM

5.0

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Darren
submitted: Apr 11, 2009 at 06:54:45 AM

5.0

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Always keep your microwave door open, in case the tiger wants to go outside.

Dengar
submitted: Apr 11, 2009 at 08:39:30 AM

4.5

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Toenails
submitted: Apr 11, 2009 at 08:42:42 PM

4.0

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Being mauled by tigers isn't a common consequence of neglecting routine microwave maintenance, but it's one that John will most assuredly remember in the future. If he lives that long.

vera
submitted: Apr 12, 2009 at 08:04:05 AM

5.0

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rebur
submitted: Apr 14, 2009 at 02:37:08 PM

3.0

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If you leave your big-busted girlfriend to cook the chicken leg alone, yellow tigers will eat your face off.

Aussie-Evil
submitted: Apr 14, 2009 at 06:30:37 PM

4.0

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rubyduby
submitted: Apr 16, 2009 at 03:19:28 PM

4.0

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Don't hit your wife when she burns your dinner, or a tiger will eat your face.

LordHydronium
submitted: Apr 16, 2009 at 05:51:47 PM

2.7

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8 Responses:

SneakyRobot
Apr 16, 2009 at 05:55:35 PM

Heh, thats cool. All the sentences were admonitions.

SneakyRobot
Apr 16, 2009 at 06:37:15 PM

Or admonishments... whatever

Dengar
Apr 16, 2009 at 08:47:17 PM

What's an admonishment?

Dengar
Apr 16, 2009 at 08:48:48 PM

Oh, and this game will go down in history as one of the games that made me chuckle so much I got oxygen deprivation.

SneakyRobot
Apr 16, 2009 at 08:54:45 PM

It's a command to tell someone not to do something. like "don't do that, or this will happen" the kind moms stereotypically say.

SneakyRobot
Apr 16, 2009 at 08:55:48 PM

But I just saw that vera's sentence is not one of those so nevermind

rubyduby
Apr 16, 2009 at 10:16:12 PM

my checkered kitchen floor didn't get saved. :(

vera
Apr 17, 2009 at 02:57:25 PM

I think my sentence could be taken as an admonishment. In more the style of those scare tactic anti-drug ads...